I don't like it here. It's not like I thought it would be. When I was little, I always thought it would be great to know things, to be able to do things, to have responsibility, to have some control, to understand............ But the older I get the less I know, the less I can do, the less control I have, the less real understanding I have, but I feel responsible for everything. This life sucks.
I've been thinking about Christmas the last few weeks. I used to love Christmas, when I was little. It was such a great time of the year. But the last few years, it's been not that great. Everything is so forced. Everything is so hectic. My parents are trying to get things perfect when there is no such thing. They're spending way too much money and way to much time on this. I'm ready for it to be over. This time of the year is becoming the NON-HOLIDAY. I'd rather just spend time with the family than have such a gloomy dark cloud over everything and everyone. Maybe have everybody spend the day together, just being together. It's the first Christmas with Shea and my brother-in-law, and it would be great just to be a family in one place for that day.
I decided that I don't want anything this year. I know that there will be a few token presents (clothes), but that's suppose to be it. I asked my parents to spend their money buying presents for the little kids in the hospital. And I don't know why but I feel better about things. I don't feel good that my parents decided to spend the money they had set aside for their presents to each other for this too. Well I do feel good about it but I wouldn't have felt bad if they had bought presents for each other. They deserve some presents for having to put up with me.
Maybe it is better to give than to receive. But maybe only for people who don't really want something. I wouldn't have minded a new PC and they were going to get it for me. But as long as this one last, I'm fine. I really don't want anything. Anyway, I think little kids, especially sick little kids, need presents at this time of year.
MY BRAINFARTS
Sadly it's only my thoughts, just the flatulent ooze from my mind.
Nothing profound, nothing lasting: just a moment of pure satisfaction.
Sorry if it smells.
To stop those embarrassing displays of stupidity, just take one Braino before each instance of thought. It's guaranteed to work or your money back.
Do you blow your horn,
cut the cheese,
let Polly out of jail,
pop a bean,
burnout,
launch a loaf,
shoot a bunny,
light the match,
or drop an air biscuit?
Have you ever let a breezer,
a carpet stainer,
a wet willy,
a poop gopher,
a trouser trumpet,
a sonic blast,
a cushion creeper,
a rumbler,
a string of pearls,
a hershey squirt,
a turtle head,
or a nut knocker?
If so, you can chat live with one of our licensed Flatulence Therapist. Don't go thru life thinking your the only one who's peeled the paint off the wall, chat with those who have been there and done that. Just go to "silentbutdeadly.com" and understand it's not a crime, it's a disease.
If you have a crop duster in the family and feel overwhelmed, we also have family support. If you want to plan an intervention, we can help you with that also. Don't go thru life in a fog, feeling helpless to those sphincter emissions, we can help and we care.
I you would be so kind as to leave a comment when you visit this site. Thank you so much. J
U.S. National Team
OLE MISS
REBELS
St. Louis
CARDINALS
Manchester United
D.C. United
Memphis
Grizzlies
Team Bubba
Our Motto: Strippers, Beer, and Adult Diapers
**********
Aaahhhhh, isn't that sweet...........
2 comments:
I still enjoy Christmas... still my fav holiday. But that's because my family keeps it simple. I go over there in the morning. We open presents and then have breakfast while watching a Christmas story. I go back to my place to shower, etc. then I go back there around 1-ish for dinner. I spend the afternoon and early evening there. All we do is chill and watch tv or play board games and talk. Just being together. I make a point of getting one modest gift for everyone and they generally do the same. If they ask me for a Christmas list, I say make a donation in my name to one of these charities (and I give a list of two or three). That keeps things in the right spirit. After all, pretty much anything I truly need, I already have.
One more example of why Kier was one in a million.
Post a Comment