My Brainfarts: April 2011

MY BRAINFARTS

Sadly it's only my thoughts, just the flatulent ooze from my mind.

Nothing profound, nothing lasting: just a moment of pure satisfaction.
Sorry if it smells.

To stop those embarrassing displays of stupidity, just take one Braino before each instance of thought. It's guaranteed to work or your money back.

Do you blow your horn,
cut the cheese,
let Polly out of jail,
pop a bean,
burnout,
launch a loaf,
shoot a bunny,
light the match,
or drop an air biscuit?
Have you ever let a breezer,
a carpet stainer,
a wet willy,
a poop gopher,
a trouser trumpet,
a sonic blast,
a cushion creeper,
a rumbler,
a string of pearls,
a hershey squirt,
a turtle head,
or a nut knocker?
If so, you can chat live with one of our licensed Flatulence Therapist. Don't go thru life thinking your the only one who's peeled the paint off the wall, chat with those who have been there and done that. Just go to "silentbutdeadly.com" and understand it's not a crime, it's a disease.
If you have a crop duster in the family and feel overwhelmed, we also have family support. If you want to plan an intervention, we can help you with that also. Don't go thru life in a fog, feeling helpless to those sphincter emissions, we can help and we care.

I you would be so kind as to leave a comment when you visit this site. Thank you so much. J

Saturday, April 30, 2011

The Future

I have been looking for this entry for about 2 months. I remember reading it last year but I forgot where it was. He had a very depressing view of the world.

I woke up the other day from a nap thinking about the dream I had just had. I take alot of naps lately cause of meds and stuff. The dream isn't what I am thinking about right now, it's what I got to thinking about after that. My dream was about using the iphone, 3 G phones, and stuff like that. In my dream, I was able to watch tv, movies, baseball games, and video chat no matter where I was. It got me to thinking about just what life will be like in 10 years. I really think that by that time there will be so many restrictions on technology and the use of said technology, I think it will be a very controlled society. The more technologically dependant we become the fewer freedoms, less real capital, and fewer actual jobs producing a product (most jobs will be in some form of policing our society, policing our thoughts, and moving around the virtual capital that our world has become so dependent upon) we will have. But there will be more toys (anything from TVs, flying personal planes, trips to the bottom of the ocean, trips to space, new drugs, or whatever comes along that can keep people from seeing what they have become) to occupy our time on Earth. I really don't think I would like it. To me it just seems depressing that our society has evolved into what it is now. We have almost become a drone state. In 10 years, it will be 1000 times worse.