My Brainfarts: Leave a message

MY BRAINFARTS

Sadly it's only my thoughts, just the flatulent ooze from my mind.

Nothing profound, nothing lasting: just a moment of pure satisfaction.
Sorry if it smells.

To stop those embarrassing displays of stupidity, just take one Braino before each instance of thought. It's guaranteed to work or your money back.

Do you blow your horn,
cut the cheese,
let Polly out of jail,
pop a bean,
burnout,
launch a loaf,
shoot a bunny,
light the match,
or drop an air biscuit?
Have you ever let a breezer,
a carpet stainer,
a wet willy,
a poop gopher,
a trouser trumpet,
a sonic blast,
a cushion creeper,
a rumbler,
a string of pearls,
a hershey squirt,
a turtle head,
or a nut knocker?
If so, you can chat live with one of our licensed Flatulence Therapist. Don't go thru life thinking your the only one who's peeled the paint off the wall, chat with those who have been there and done that. Just go to "silentbutdeadly.com" and understand it's not a crime, it's a disease.
If you have a crop duster in the family and feel overwhelmed, we also have family support. If you want to plan an intervention, we can help you with that also. Don't go thru life in a fog, feeling helpless to those sphincter emissions, we can help and we care.

I you would be so kind as to leave a comment when you visit this site. Thank you so much. J

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Leave a message

I'm gonna leave this blog space open for messages for any reason, even if it's just to say hey. Just write your comment into the comment section of this blog. If you are not on blogger or do not have an open id, please sign your name at the end of the comment. I'm also trying to find friends of Kieran's from Yahoo 360. If you are a friend of Kieran's from 360 please leave a link or an email address so I can message with you (or if you do not want to make your email address public, you can email me at skidmard@gmail.com ). I have some message from Kieran to some of his friends and it's a very personal thing for me to deliver those messages. If you know someone who may have been his friend, please contact them and leave a link to this page. Please help me if you can.
Thank you so much,
Jake (Kieran's cousin)

8 comments:

Brian said...: HEY!!!; February 13, 2008 at 4:33 PM
Brian said...: WTF!!! DC United?!!!

You really are a Twerp. :-)-; March 6, 2008 at 10:20 PM
Brian said...: WAKE UP!; March 21, 2008 at 9:28 PM
Anonymous said...: Hey Kier - where u been? You've been awfully quiet lately. Give me a shout - I'd really like to hear from ya.; March 27, 2008 at 3:02 PM
Anonymous said...: Miss talking to you, kiddo.; April 6, 2008 at 10:08 PM
Anonymous said...: Where be you, son?

Or in redneck speak: Where y'all disappeared to's?; November 5, 2008 at 7:10 PM
K. said...: Hey, this is Kristen from clumsyninja.

Feel free to email me at theclumsyninja@hotmail.com.; January 1, 2010 at 2:57 PM
Anonymous said...: Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!; January 8, 2010 at 11:43 AM