My Brainfarts: FORE

MY BRAINFARTS

Sadly it's only my thoughts, just the flatulent ooze from my mind.

Nothing profound, nothing lasting: just a moment of pure satisfaction.
Sorry if it smells.

To stop those embarrassing displays of stupidity, just take one Braino before each instance of thought. It's guaranteed to work or your money back.

Do you blow your horn,
cut the cheese,
let Polly out of jail,
pop a bean,
burnout,
launch a loaf,
shoot a bunny,
light the match,
or drop an air biscuit?
Have you ever let a breezer,
a carpet stainer,
a wet willy,
a poop gopher,
a trouser trumpet,
a sonic blast,
a cushion creeper,
a rumbler,
a string of pearls,
a hershey squirt,
a turtle head,
or a nut knocker?
If so, you can chat live with one of our licensed Flatulence Therapist. Don't go thru life thinking your the only one who's peeled the paint off the wall, chat with those who have been there and done that. Just go to "silentbutdeadly.com" and understand it's not a crime, it's a disease.
If you have a crop duster in the family and feel overwhelmed, we also have family support. If you want to plan an intervention, we can help you with that also. Don't go thru life in a fog, feeling helpless to those sphincter emissions, we can help and we care.

I you would be so kind as to leave a comment when you visit this site. Thank you so much. J

Monday, January 7, 2008

FORE

I want somebody that I can talk to about stuff. Somebody who is or has gone thru this. The information I get from the Docs and reading up on it on the internet isn't helping that much. I want to get first hand info from someone who doesn't mind talking about it with me. But again I don't want to go thru the hospital for that. I've thought about trying to find someone on here to discuss it with them. I want to know what the next steps are if this cycle doesn't work. I want to know the effects it will have on me. There are so many questions I want answered. I"m starting to get scared.

6 comments:

Brian said...: Have you tried Googling something like cancer support group?; January 7, 2008 at 8:41 AM
Brian said...: For what little it's worth, I'll send good thoughts your way... and maybe some of this dang snow!; January 7, 2008 at 8:42 AM
Anonymous said...: Yeah, I was gunna say the same K. There are Cancer support groups and people who you can talk too. I know when my mom was in Moffit down here she happened to get lucky and find someone (Patient) in the hospital wha had gone thru it. Good luck with the search, I'll do a lil inquiring down here.
Later,
Sun_Dog; January 7, 2008 at 4:35 PM
Staff said...: When you have those days that your scared, don't be so much! It's not the end coming dude! Don't think that for a moment! I know you hear this way to often, it's like why do people say that! The reason why everyone says what they say is because it's true, you end is not coming yet!

For support, it's hard to find it, I would think the best would be having someone around you for support, cancer support is so good.

The last time I went through this with someone was my Great Grandma when she was dying, the thing we were told was to not make her think about it.

When you get in your mind that you are scared, you will be. So don't be, were all behind you in support!

We might not be going through what you have to go through but were behind you all the way!

Ikey; January 18, 2008 at 6:38 AM
Anonymous said...: Don't know if this helps, but my old work collegue's grandson had two operations to remove growths on his brain. He's about 3 years old now...

Not spoken to her (work friend) for a while, will have to give her a ring.

What I really want to say is that I'm praying for you, your a great mate and have been for many years now.

Hope you get well soon.

Hugs
Rodger; January 31, 2008 at 12:53 PM
Bry said...: I miss you Kier. Rest in peace.; January 22, 2010 at 12:33 AM