MY BRAINFARTS

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Sadly it's only my thoughts, just the flatulent ooze from my mind.

Nothing profound, nothing lasting: just a moment of pure satisfaction.
Sorry if it smells.


To stop those embarrassing displays of stupidity, just take one Braino before each instance of thought. It's guaranteed to work or your money back.

Do you blow your horn,
cut the cheese,
let Polly out of jail,
pop a bean,
burnout,
launch a loaf,
shoot a bunny,
light the match,
or drop an air biscuit?
Have you ever let a breezer,
a carpet stainer,
a wet willy,
a poop gopher,
a trouser trumpet,
a sonic blast,
a cushion creeper,
a rumbler,
a string of pearls,
a hershey squirt,
a turtle head,
or a nut knocker?
If so, you can chat live with one of our licensed Flatulence Therapist. Don't go thru life thinking your the only one who's peeled the paint off the wall, chat with those who have been there and done that. Just go to "silentbutdeadly.com" and understand it's not a crime, it's a disease.
If you have a crop duster in the family and feel overwhelmed, we also have family support. If you want to plan an intervention, we can help you with that also. Don't go thru life in a fog, feeling helpless to those sphincter emissions, we can help and we care.

I you would be so kind as to leave a comment when you visit this site. Thank you so much. J

Saturday, November 10, 2007

What's Going ON? A little bit about me.........

I guess I should say something about what's going on in my life in a more straight forward way. I'm used to my other site, so without a little history lesson, nothing makes much sense in my blogs. For the most part I write about stuff that happens to me but I do write about other stuff.
I'm 17 but I act like I'm 12. I'm not in school because of health reasons but I wasn't in school that much anyway. I live in North Mississippi but at the moment I'm in an apartment in Memphis so I can be close to my doctors. My Dad works in Memphis and he stays here alot. My older brother is staying with me and supposedly looking for a job. He is a recent college graduate. He's 23 years old. My Mom teaches English and Lit in college. She is usually here on the weekend. My Sister is 20. She is married and has a son.
We lived most of my life on the Mississippi Gulf Coast. My parents and me were there thru Kat, my sister and brother were away at college. We went about 20 miles inland to a shelter and rode out the storm there. We didn't think it was gonna hit us and we barely got that far. LOL. After Kat, I stayed with family in N. Mississippi while my parents stayed on the coast. They rebuilt our house and then we moved away from the coast cause my Mom didn't want to live there anymore. We moved to where my parents were both raised. That's where I live now. It's real rural but I like it.
I write about just about anything. I don't have many manners and I'm not afraid to make myself look like an idiot. So beware, there's alot of ugly and smelly stuff in my blogs. But it's just my life.

1 comment:

Brian said...

I didn't realize you were 17. I thought you were 15 or 16.