My Brainfarts: Small Victories

MY BRAINFARTS

Sadly it's only my thoughts, just the flatulent ooze from my mind.

Nothing profound, nothing lasting: just a moment of pure satisfaction.
Sorry if it smells.

To stop those embarrassing displays of stupidity, just take one Braino before each instance of thought. It's guaranteed to work or your money back.

Do you blow your horn,
cut the cheese,
let Polly out of jail,
pop a bean,
burnout,
launch a loaf,
shoot a bunny,
light the match,
or drop an air biscuit?
Have you ever let a breezer,
a carpet stainer,
a wet willy,
a poop gopher,
a trouser trumpet,
a sonic blast,
a cushion creeper,
a rumbler,
a string of pearls,
a hershey squirt,
a turtle head,
or a nut knocker?
If so, you can chat live with one of our licensed Flatulence Therapist. Don't go thru life thinking your the only one who's peeled the paint off the wall, chat with those who have been there and done that. Just go to "silentbutdeadly.com" and understand it's not a crime, it's a disease.
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Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Small Victories

I had a doctor say something about little victories. I didn't really catch on to what he said till I heard these women talking about it at the hospital. And I guess it's a way for some people to get thru tough times. I'm not saying it's a bad way to look at things. It's just not for me.
I want big victories. I want a homerun, not a bunt. I'm tired of small victories. With small victories, it seems there is always small defeats. Every time some doctor says something is going good, there always seems to be something that isn't going good. I'm tired of that crap.

2 comments:

Brian said...: Fair enough... but don't forget that more RBIs are scored via singles and doubles than HRs.; November 20, 2007 at 9:43 PM
Anonymous said...: you take as many small victories as u can. They all add up, no matter how many slips happen.; November 25, 2007 at 8:54 PM