RANDOM-NESS

I'm kinda brain disabled right now. I have all these things banging around in my head and I just can't do anything with them. I can't make them into anything resembling a blog so I'm kinda going with the old stand by. Just put stuff down that pops into my head. Just randon crap. Part of this is from an old random blog cause that's what gave me the idea. So sorry up front for the major brain farts erupting from this blog entry: It's gonna be a stinker!

• I sleep with a plastic guard in my mouth cause I grind my teeth while I sleep.
• If I am at home, I'm always bare foot. Even outside in the yard, unless it's real cold, I am bare footed.
• Sometimes I think I'm sleeping my life away.
• I wish I was left handed.
• I've farted and had to leave the room cause it was so bad, ( I think something crawled up my butt and died ).
• When I was in elementary school, I had a teacher that wanted put to put me into a special class cause I didn't talk enough. Which now I see as funny cause for the most part, teachers don't want anybody talking.
• I once fell asleep on the roof of my house hiding from my brother.
• When I was little, my brother tricked me into going into the backyard naked and he locked me out of the house. He let me back in when I went into the front yard and started yelling.
• One time when I was around 6 years old, we went to a place in south Alabama that had bee hives. I was being a kid and running around having fun. I ran by a hive and a bee flew into my fly, which was always down. Anyway I lost my shorts real quick. I always check my fly when I see a bee now.
• I took a Viagra a couple years ago. I found out, the hard way, it was a bad idea.
• I once peed on an electric fence. It really was an eye opening experience.
• I think it's easier to feel bad than to feel good.
• I can sit on a hill overlooking a busy highway and watch traffic for hours.
• My worst nightmare is to be at school with diarrhea and have a sneezing fit.
• When I'm at school, I don't eat lunch.
• I think people that correct other people's grammar, need a good a$$ kicking.
• I think that everyone in the US should be fluent in the redneck.
• The absolute funniest thing I've ever seen happened a couple years ago I walked into the bathroom at school. There was a kid peeing at the trough. He sneezed and suddenly there was a stream of pee that shot up the wall over the trough. The high water mark had to have been around 6 ft. IMPRESSIVE.
• I think antebellum homes are the greatest. I love the old ones that you can change the actual room sizes because the interior walls move.
• I love homes with dogtrots in them.
• I love the way curved brick walkways look.
• I think tile roofs look awesome.
• I like the look of red cedar siding with a red metal roof. The red tinge to the light colored wood really looks good with the dark color of the roof.
• My Dad told me I sleep with my right hand in my underwear. I wash my hands when I wake up, sometimes.
• When I wash my hair, I face away from the shower head. I lean back so the water just reaches my hair. I hate getting shampoo in my eyes or on my face.
• I've ran a friend out of my room one time. He was picking his nose while he was sitting on my bed. It just grossed me out and I told him to get out of my room. No telling where he was gonna wipe it. EEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUU.
• I would love to get rid of my bed and get a hammock to sleep in.
• I don't like anyone to wear shoes in my room. I actually wish people would take their shoes off at the door before coming into the house but that would be very rude to say that to company.
• I want to build a house of my own some day. It will be a single story house with higher ceilings than most houses. It will be a 2 bedroom 2 bath home. The only interior walls will be the bedrooms and baths. the rest of the house will be open. It will have floor to ceiling windows. It will have a porch that goes around the whole house. and it will have a screened-in part. It will have a roof fan to use at nite instead of air-conditioning, only it won't be in the roof but in the gable end of the house. But it will also have central air and heat pump. It will have a basement for storage and stuff like that. I would want to build it so I have a clear view to the South and West for storms.
• I think all small towns should have a town square with the main municipal building in the square. It adds character to the towns.
• I am very uncomfortable looking people in the eyes. I always feel that I am showing people some defect in my personality. But my Dad taught me to always look people in the eyes. It shows respect and that I am listening to them.
• I really hate it when I'm labeled by what underwear I wear. If wearing briefs means I'm a pathatic gay loser who lets his Mom buy his underwear. Ok. So by that measure, if I wore boxers, I would be a bigoted, childish, moronic, poser, with a small package that doesn't need support in that area, and the constant need to check to make sure I still have a package. LOL.
• I hated it when my Sister's friends would be over at our house when I was little. They would hug, kiss, and tickle me. They tortured me endlessly. I think the tickling part was them trying to get me to pee my pants. EVIL GIRLS. LOL.
• I love to turn on the shower and lay down in the tub till the hot water runs out.
• I love Banana and Chocolate Moon Pies.
• I once wore different sneakers (one kind on one foot and one from a different pair on the other foot) to school by accident.
• I drink Coke most of the time, unless it's fountain drinks, then it's Dr. Pepper. And if I'm eating a meal, I drink Dr. Pepper.
• I've gotten in the shower with my underwear on.
• If I eat breakfast right after I wake up, I will throw up most of the time. I usually don't eat much till atleast 2 hours after I wake up.
• I don't like to use lights at nite unless I am reading. In my room at nite, the only light is from the tv screen or the computer.
• I love to get Dr. Pepper in a glass bottle and pour a small pack of salty peanuts into the bottle. Then drink it while eating the peanuts. My parents do that alot. It's good with cokes too.
• I want to see the Northern Lights ( Arora Boralis ) more than any other thing.
• I think brown is the ugliest color.
• I think that the state plant of Mississippi should be the briar.
• I want to see the waterfall on the St John River in Canada that reverses with the tide. I think that is so cool.
• I want to go swimming in the Marianas Trench.
• I want to pee off the edge of the Grand Canyon.
• Popcorn is a waste of time and energy. It's like trying to fill your stomach with salty air.
• Until last year it didn't know what C.O.P. actually meant. I'm really slow sometimes.
• If you have a mis-behaving pet monkey and you whip it, do you still call it spanking the monkey?
• What do you want to bet that the person who came up with "Johnson" as a slang for penis, was named Johnson?
• Do you think the person who came up with "pinching a loaf" worked in a bakery?
• Don't call it circumcision, call it ROBBERY!
• What rocket scientist decided that there should be a ball-busting bar on boys bikes and no bar on girls bikes?
• I like dark colors that are shaded with even darker colors. Like red with a black background.
• My favorite music is Rock. My favorites bands always seem to be innovators in the musical world. Pink Floyd being one that comes to mind. I like music that's different from the norm and unique. But I also love Delta Blues and actually all forms of The Blues.
• I had rather be kicked in the head than watch reality shows.
• ESPN is the worst........
• Why are athletic supporters made without a backside in them? All it does it cause the straps to ride up into your crack and then you have to dig them out constantly. It's embarrassing.
• I have a Black Lab named Plato.
• My dog Plato has 2 pet kittens and when I'm home, they all seem to end up on my bed when I wake up in the morning.
• I don't like to drive, just to be driving. When I'm at home,I only drive when I have to go somewhere. If I just want to get away from the house, I like to ride my 4wheeler or walk with Plato.
• I lose my mind when I run upon a snake. They cause me to hurt myself trying to get away from them.
• I think I had rather be blind than deaf. I would really miss music.
• In a few years, when I'm more on my own, I wouldn't mind going thru another hurricane but only in a inland shelter (20-30 miles inland).
• Even with all the bad things, Mississippi is one of the best places in the world to live.
• I love mountains and mountain forests.
• I wish it would get cold and snow here cause I have a heavy winter coat that I can't use.
• I don't eat alot of meat. I'm not a vegan or anything, I just like vegs better.
• I love to shoot rapids. But I don't know about the big one's out west. I think I had rather just sit on the bank and look that them.
• I also like to canoe/kayak on calm water.
• Sometimes I like to camp by myself, just a few books, a radio, a tarp/tent, sleeping bag, and a cooler.
• My cell phone rang for the first time Sunday. My Mom went into my room at home, got it and the charger, and brought it up here and snuck it into the other bedroom. I was sitting in the living room when I heard that irritating thing ringing. I answered it, talked to her for a minute, then I turned it off and unpluged it. I put it in my suitcase. I hate those things.
• I once saw a dead body.
• I've smelled more that one though.
• For Missisippi, the mecca of Redneckedness is Pickwick Lake I think. The one time I was there it was REDNECK.

I guess that's it. I'm tired and need to go to sleep.

ttyl
KIERAN