Maybe it's not the brightest thing that I've done in my life but it was funny. My brother said something to me today about when I was little: about I'm the owner of a boner. I guess I've had PDSS, Post Dramatic Stupidity Syndrome, cause I forgot it happened. It's something I guess I wanted to forget but my brother had to bring it back up. So here's the story.
This is one of the stories about how evil my brother was/is. I was 8, he was like 13-14. Anyway he was always saying stuff to me to make me feel like there was something wrong with me. He was always picking at me about something. I remember asking him if my pecker would ever get big and he said no. He said there was something wrong with me and it would never get bigger. I was kinda embarrassed about the whole little weiner thing and he just tortured me about it. None stop. It didn't matter who was around either, he would do or say anything to embarrassed me. His nickname for me at that time was "little dick". By the way, he had many nicknames for me. It was just a matter of who was around and how bad he wanted to embarrasse me. He was such a bastard. LOL.
So one morning I got out of bed and there it was. I was so proud. I ran down the hall, thru the den, and into the kitchen shouting "I'm The Owner Of A Boner" and pointing down at my underwear (I still don't know where that phrase came from but it's pretty catchy). For me, everything was right in the world. I was a BIG boy. I was normal. I was gonna be ok..............
You know, it should be against the law to torture little kids like that. LOL.
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i'm dying laughing at this.
"it should be against the law to torture little kids like that."
Nah, older brothers need to have fun too!
I stumbled onto this blog (browsing blogs of fellow Mississippians)...
Wow. Hilarious.
You should make "Boner Owner" bumper stickers or something. That's priceless.
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